兌現承諾了...

 

話說某某人的小二已從洛城的南加大學畢業，要入研究院了。報了很多所，九成學校取錄。問題又來了：

小二：『Dad I'm going to Berkeley....Blah Blah Blah ！』

某某：『Why not stan...ding...on...the...ford ？』

小二：『I wanna be like you, and experiencing those amazing honor, the phrase full scholarship makes me feel the ultimate orgasm.  The ford and Ivy tails offer me partial scholarship only, I felt like being insulted. Dad, you got full offer from those tails, but they give me partial instead.  It ain't matter of money but the honor showing off to my future kids, dude.  Anyway, don't worry dad, I'll get the Ivy heads offering me the freaking whole nine yards when I go for PhD couple years later.』

某某：『Alrighty...whatever you like, and just let you know that I have no problem paying for all your education expenses.  Don't be cheap for schools, kiddo.』

小二：『I save 60-80k or so a year by rejecting those partial offerings, and get extra 40k+ (33+7k internship/loan) as a full grant from UCB.  Means : I actually get 100-120k roundtrip monetarily.  It is late for me to be independent, 老大 supported himself from undergraduate already, I'll be a BIG dude too.』

某某：『To be frank with me, what makes you go to Berkeley...Is it something to do with your...』

小二：『Heehahmmmmm, Dad, she goes to UCB-UCSF Medical School.』

某某：『屌 super 屌, I knew it I knew it bitch.  Something wrong with your decision.  Aiiiiyaaa damn, as long as you don't regret for what you're doing in the future. I'll be okay with it.  The fund saved from your MS & PhD expenses will be used as the down-pay for your future house after you settle in the city you loved.  Ok, I'm out, peace !!』

就這樣，養大的小鷹也展翅了，某某也算完成對『她』的承諾了吧！！未來的路只有他自己選擇，作為爸爸已不能再管的了！！